Career
Path Number 1

Look
into my eyes... your eyelids are getting heavier...

You
will talk like a baby. Say, "Da, da, blah, ma, blah, da"

When
I snap my fingers, you will awake...

So do you feel any different? No? How about younger?
Career
Path Number 2

I
could also go into television. Do I look more like Spanky?

Or
do I look more like Alfalfa?
Career
Path Number 3

Or
I could go into Professional Wrestling. Oh no fans, Ashlyn has
Zeke
against the ropes... she is attempting her patented half nelson...

What
do you think... do I have a future?