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"We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ... We don't do anything!"

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Welcome. We are the "Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" and we are here to recover some missing treasure from some Scalawags.

Sit back, relax and enjoy our show.

 

Premovie Credits:

Dirty Ashlyn Rackham
Captain


The pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. She has the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Calico Ty Kidd
aka the"Blueyed Bandit"
First Mate

Often indecisive, he can't even choose a favorite color. He's apt to follow wherever the wind blows, just like Calico Jack Rackham, his namesake. Even though he is not always the traditional swaggering gallant, his steadiness and planning make him a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

 

 



Ashlyn: "Ty, we have been selected by the King and Queen of Robertoland to recover some missing treasure. Four other ships have gone out to recover these goods... only to never return again.

But I have given it much thought and figured out a way that I... I mean we can make it back safely..."

 

 



Ashlyn: "Ty after doing some further thinking and picking straws... I've decided that you will have to sneak up on them and recover the treasure."

Ty: " You're kidding... right?"

 



Ty: "OK, well can I at least take a look through the telescope and see these Scalawags?"

 

 



Ty: "I don't wanna go."

 



Ashlyn: "Arr... Ty you will go out there and make me proud... or I will make you walk the plank!."

 



Ashlyn: "OK, this is the spot. I will wait here for you. If you need help, I will be there in a second.."

 

 



Ty: "OK.. I'm in the water. {sobbing}Well, where do I have to swim to now?"

 



Ashlyn: "Ty!! Remember how I said the plan was for you to sneak up on the Scalawags.?"

Ty: Yea

Ashlyn: Well ScalawagZ has spotted you. You better hurry and get that treasure...and fast!"

Try and take out ScalawagH... I don't think he has seen you.

 



Ty: Ouchhh ScalawagH. That hurts!

 



Ashlyn: You did it Ty, you got him. You beat ScalawagH!! Now hurry get on ScalawagZ's back and take him down.

 



Ashlyn: You did it Ty, you got both of them. Now get the treasure and get back to the ship before ScalawagZ and ScalawagH come to.

Ty: But I'm tired... and its so heavy!

 



Ashlyn: Great job Ty. Now lets get out of here. ScalawagH is coming to.

You know Ty... I was ready to come in an help at any time.

 



Ashlyn: Hey... now that we are safe. What do you say we take a look at that treasure!!

Ty: Wow.. look at that loot. That was definitely worth it!!

 

 

 

 



The end!!

Disclaimer:

Ty: Remember children, do not try these stunts at home. This show was produced by trained stunt professionals under the supervision and guidance of the Motion Picture Studios of America. These stunts should never be attempted. The ferocious Scalawags used in this picture are extremely dangerous and unpredictable.

Attention PETA: No animals were harmed in the making of this show.